April 1, 1969 (2 months old)
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OK, I’ve figured it out. When I’m hungry, I cry and get fed. When I’m dirty, I cry and someone changes my diapers. I can sleep as much as I want, whenever I want, and anyone who accidentally wakes me up is severely punished. Apparently, the whole world revolves around me. This is going to be SWEET!
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