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June 2, 1976 (8 years old)
Published 19900501 by Digital Slob.
Been waiting for weeks to get mygrades, because McDonald's had this ad saying you could get a freecheeseburger if you got an "A" on your report card.
I got allA's, so I figured I had six free burgers headed my way. Turns out, it'sjust one cheeseburger per person, so my "A" in gym alone would havebeen plenty.
What a rip. That's the last time I make straight A's again, I'll tell you that.
I got allA's, so I figured I had six free burgers headed my way. Turns out, it'sjust one cheeseburger per person, so my "A" in gym alone would havebeen plenty.
What a rip. That's the last time I make straight A's again, I'll tell you that.
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