My brother-in-law, with my 18-year-old brother Chris cheer-leading, talked Mom into buying a $5,000 pre-Windows Texas Instruments computer because he wanted one and could get a discount buying two.
I bet Chris will get more use out of the parachute pants he bought last Friday for the disco. I’ve figured out how to use it like a 95-pound legal pad that I can password-protect.
That reminds me, I still need to look up “umbilical cord.”